Funny Third Eye T-Shirt – Spiritual Humor Tee with Bold Lotus Design – Lotus Moon
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My Third Eye Tee

My Third Eye Tee

Unisex Relaxed Fit T-Shirt
Regular price $29.99
Regular price $45.00 Sale price $29.99
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Made of a super-soft, light, 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.

  • Super-soft light-weight fabric
  • Pre-shrunk to minimize any shrinking
  • Unisex fit
  • Designed and printed in USA

Fabric Information

  • Solid Colors: 100% cotton
  • Ash/Prisms: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heathers/Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic/Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

We stand behind our product's durability, but a little conscious effort goes a long way in maintaining your graphic tee.

  1. Wash and dry shirts inside-out.
  2. Opt for lower temperatures and gentler detergents.
  3. Avoid excessive spin cycles. More can increase wear and tear.
  4. Air-dry when possible and, if tumble drying, avoid heavy companions like winter coats or blankets.
  5. Iron (if you must) shirts inside-out and use a lower heat setting.

We do our best to ship all orders quickly, but items are made to order. Orders will ship out within 3-5 business days and we offer FREE U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Please see below for estimated shipping time in addition to processing:

Service Cost Shipping Time
Standard $75+ FREE 5-7 Business Days
Standard 1 Item $4.99 5-7 Business Days
Standard 2 Items $7.49 5-7 Business Days

Our goal is that you love your order!
We want to make sure you are completely happy with your purchase. Please reach out to us if something isn't right.

  • Returns/exchanges are available within 30 days from the purchase date.
  • If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us.
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Product Description

For those who walk the mindful path—but don’t miss a thing—our My Third Eye Tee is your new go-to. Featuring a bold and beautiful multicolor lotus front and center, this shirt delivers the ultimate vibe check with the line: “My third eye can see straight through your shit.” It’s cheeky, it’s powerful, and it’s made for those who see beyond the surface. Soft, stylish, and unapologetically real, this tee is perfect for yoga class, spiritual circles, or just owning your energy out in the world.

💫 Bold lotus graphic with balanced, calming colors
👁️ Witty design for the awakened and aware
🖤 Soft, comfy fit with a whole lot of soul

Wear it loud, wear it proud—because your intuition doesn’t miss.

Lotus Moon Tees

Our tees are made with premium fabric, feature a refined fit, are light in weight and unbelievably soft to the touch!

 

Experience the difference for yourself.

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Printed only when ordered

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

Buttery-soft and lightweight (4.2 oz)

Refined, retail fit

Competition

Over-produced, sitting in warehouses

Carded, open-end cotton

Heavier, rougher texture (5.3 oz)

Boxy, classic fit

Conscious Comfort

We believe that your clothing should reflect the care and mindfulness you bring into your daily life. That’s why we use only premium materials to create our t-shirts, ensuring they are as soft, comfortable, and durable as they are stylish.

Crafted With Intention

Every one of our premium tees are thoughtfully designed to embody the essence of mindfulness & purpose and are made to order using a method known as direct to garment printing.

— The result is less waste and an overall smaller carbon footprint!

Your Journey, Our Priority

At Lotus Moon, you’re at the heart-chakra of everything we do. We’re committed to providing an exceptional experience, from the moment you explore our products to the day they become part of your wellness routine.

Frequently Asked Questions

The Lotus Moon is representative of constant change and life's journey.

The Lotus flower symbolizes the spiritual journey, and the Moon symbolizes the physical. Together they convey the unity of these two distinct aspects.

We currently only accept orders shipping to a US destination address.

All products are made to order. It normally takes 3-5 business days to process and fulfill your order. Your order will be shipped immediately after fulfillment.

Estimated shipping time for US destinations is 5-7 business days.

In all, it could theoretically take up to 14 days to receive your order, but we hope not.

Check your order status at any time here.

All orders will receive a tracking number.  It will be provided via email once assigned so you can follow its progress.

You can also check the status of your order at any time via our order tracking page.

Our products are made with a 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Some include a polyester blend for durability and a soft touch. Please see the product page for more in-depth fabric blend information.

Yes! You have 30 days from the date of your order to initiate a return or exchange.

Please see our full return policy for more information.

Carbon-neutral shipping on every order.
268kg
shipping emissions removed
That's like...
686
miles driven by an average gasoline-powered car