Breathe in peace, exhale the drama with our bold and cheeky Calm Down Tee. Featuring a vintage-inspired 1950s-style pinup woman sitting in a serene meditation pose, this design is surrounded by twinkling stars and attitude. The unapologetically honest mantra "Calm The F*ck Down" is split above and below the illustration for maximum effect. It’s the perfect tee for those who take their inner peace seriously—just not too seriously. A go-to for yoga class, casual days, or whenever you need a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to chill.
🧘♀️ Retro pinup-style design with a modern meditation twist
💬 Bold and empowering message for everyday mood control
✨ Soft, comfortable, and full of unapologetic attitude
Our tees are made-to-order using premium fabric, feature a refined fit, are light in weight and unbelievably soft to the touch!
Experience the difference for yourself.
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Lotus Moon
Printed only when ordered
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Buttery-soft and lightweight (4.2 oz)
Refined, retail fit
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Carded, open-end cotton
Heavier, rougher texture (5.3 oz)
Boxy, classic fit