Because sometimes you just know when the moon is doing the most. The Full Moon Sh*t Tee delivers vintage vibes and astrological sass with a cheeky retro illustration of a woman mid-phone call, quoting, “Yeah, that was some full moon kind of sh*t right there!” Whether you're into astrology, lunar lunacy, or just love a good cosmic chuckle, this tee keeps your mood light while the moon does what it does best—stir the pot.
🌕 Funny full moon quote for astrology lovers
📞 Retro-style artwork with a vintage twist
💫 Perfect for stargazers, moon witches & cosmic comedians
Our tees are made-to-order using premium fabric, feature a refined fit, are light in weight and unbelievably soft to the touch!
Experience the difference for yourself.
30-Day
Guarantee
Free Domestic
Shipping $75+
Premium
Quality
Carbon-Free
Delivery
Sustainability
Fabric Quality
Feel
Fit
Lotus Moon
Printed only when ordered
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Buttery-soft and lightweight (4.2 oz)
Refined, retail fit
Competition
Over-produced, sitting in warehouses
Carded, open-end cotton
Heavier, rougher texture (5.3 oz)
Boxy, classic fit